I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
Randomize
