Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
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dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
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The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Boobs are out for the taking
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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