Sry I called you an 8
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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