ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
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