I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
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dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
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Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.