All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
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