New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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