So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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