so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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