Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
handjob tips. give me some.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Randomize
