He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
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