just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
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I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
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One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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