I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
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