she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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