Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Randomize
