Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
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She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
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So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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