Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
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She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
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Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
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