did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
Randomize
