Are we in a gay sports bar?
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
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I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
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The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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