Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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