she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
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i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
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I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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