Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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