what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
So. Much. Porn.
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