so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
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if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
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I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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