Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
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and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
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I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize