Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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