it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
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