I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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