She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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