elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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