if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
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I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
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I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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