THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
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She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
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As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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