North Korea, Best Korea!
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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