Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
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I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
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I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
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