I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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