Woke up this morning to a janitor hitting me in the head with his bucket in the hallway of my building. An alumni was next to me because we locked ourselves out of my room and couldn't figure out where my roommates were.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
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There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
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of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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