O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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