I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
It's just like the Real World with babies
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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