Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Be still, my beating vagina.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
When did angry sex become our thing?
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
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