I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
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