I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
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Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
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Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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