he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
They took my balls.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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