I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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