i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I think people are normalizing furries
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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