Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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