Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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