Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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