You really coming over, don't trick.
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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