Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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