Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
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Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
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Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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