Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
Randomize
