maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Holy sore nipples Batman
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
Randomize
