This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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