just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
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