"it" just moved
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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