I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
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Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
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What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
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