I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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