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i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
do nipples grow back?
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