honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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