No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
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thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
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How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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